Matzah, gefilte fish, and leben.
Immediately you feel a pair of eyes.
Between bites of his footlong turkey on jalapeno cheddar, your co worker inquires:
‘What is that?’
‘It’s fish….sort of….’
‘No! No! that white cracker thing….’
You break off a small piece without hesitation and hand it over.
He chews it slowly.
He lights up.
‘Hey! That stuff isn’t bad!!!’
Try eating it for eight days, you think.
Then talk to me.